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I am amazed at this article… It is as though it is written by me. I have done the same thing to perfectly exquisite woman over four years. I was always incapable of allowing her fully into my life; although there was always much love and passion which helped our longevity.

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I would be interested to know if you were married to the woman you ultimately did NOT choose? No I was not married to her. I have been married for 7 years, he has tired to leave a few times. I have hkt raising our twins and fighting breast cancer for the last two years.

Again he wanted to leave…. I refuse to fight Lonel my life and win, then go and beg someone to stay with me. I feel lost most days but I would rather feel lost then no chosen. Laddy essays reminded me of that in a moment I really needed to be reminded! I am broken and scared, but I choose me. Thank you for the reminder. I look forward to read more of your work.

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